It’s always a comfort to discover that footballers, these highly-paid, athletic, wealthy gods, are very often entirely incompetent. With that in mind, here’s Tom Bryant’s annual Premier League incompetence index.
As ever, your place to start on a Friday is our 10 things to watch out for in the Premier League this weekend.
Preamble
Good day, good day, good day. Happy Easter and all that. Football never stops: this is one of three days in a run of 41 in which there is no Premier, Champions or Europa League games, but the gods recognise we are all weak and need this to make it through the day, so there’s a dramatic old day of Football League stuff to keep you interested. Norwich could seal promotion today, which will rely on Sheffield United losing to Nottingham Forest at lunchtime, plus there’s a bunch of other stuff to be decided and resolved.
Before that, we’ll have the usual Friday business of previews, team news, speculation and build-up for the Premier League action tomorrow, Sunday and Monday, so stick around and let’s do this together.
Drop me an email here, or tweet @NickMiller79, and we’ll all have a lot of fun.
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