Naked Attraction viewers horrified as men ‘swing penises’ in time to The Lord Is My Shepherd

Naked Attraction may not be your run-of-the-mill dating show, but it devolved into utter madness when the contestants started bringing out the hymns.

This feels all kinds of wrong.

When contestant Judith revealed that she plays the piano, she offered to give it a go right there and then. How generous.

‘I think we need to see whether these boys really do have rhythm,’ host Anna Richardson proposed.

Cue the weirdest few moments on TV that you will ever witness.

With Judith belting out a lovely rendition of The Lord Is My Shepherd (interesting song choice to say the least), the lads started, ahem, gyrating in time to the music.

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Viewers were a bit discombobulated by the whole thing (Picture: Twitter)

Judith encountered a bit of trouble with her sheet music at one point, and we all thought we were out of the woods, but luckily Anna was on hand to turn it over. Great.

‘I’ve got stuck for words now, the way orange is vibrating,’ she reflected at the end.

We’re a bit lost for words too, to be honest.

Safe to say, viewers went into absolute meltdown mode.

We’re a bit stressed out (Picture: Naked Attraction/ Twitter)

‘Turns over to #nakedattraction by accident. Outstanding. Someone cracking out The Lord Is My Shepherd on the keyboard in front of a load of naked old guys. Truly Brexit Britain,’ one wrote.

Another added: ‘I can’t actually believe I’ve just watched 5 blokes swing their knobs to “The Lord is My Shepherd”.’

You and us both, pal.

‘I’ve just witnessed 57 year old Judith singing the lord is my Shepard as 5 men swung their c**ks around. Mad,’ one more horrified viewer pointed out.

Judith had a ball (Picture: C4)

Meanwhile, another baffled fan of the show pointed out: ‘Meanwhile on Channel 4 Judith is playing The Lord is my Shepherd in the keyboard while 5 naked men swing their willies around to the questionable rhythm. #nakedattraction that’s enough tv for today…’


It’s not the first time there’s been a weird dance break on the show, as viewers were previously treated to a rendition of Toto’s Africa, as four vaginas rocked out to the music.

Lovely to have a bit of variety, right?

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