Titanic may be known as one of the greatest love stories of all time but, when paired with Naked Attraction, it loses the romance just a little.
When hopeless romantic Michelle reasoned that she was looking for her own Leonardo DiCaprio, viewers didn’t quite know what they were in for.
As the lads’ mid-sections were revealed, host Anna Richardson suggested she recreate the iconic boat scene.
Viewers were pretty horrified to see one of the naked guys wrap his arms around Michelle, with some confirming that there was, in fact, ‘todger on dress.’
Dear lord no.
‘Well there’s something you just can’t unsee. A naked man and clothed woman on Naked Attraction recreating the Jack and Rose flying scene from Titanic,’ one viewer said.
Another added: ‘Oh my god she’s reenacting Titanic but if Jack and Rose had sex on the bow of the boat.’
‘Titanic scene & Naked Attraction. Just don’t work,’ one more decided.
As for the verdict?
‘I did get a nice touch of his hands, he’s got nice manly hands,’ Michelle reasoned.
We’re pretty sure that’s not where everyone else was focusing TBH.
Although her date with the winning contestant Adie went well, things fizzled out by the time the show caught up with them, with the pair agreeing that he wasn’t her Leo.
Not quite the love story we were hoping for, then. Who would have thought?
It’s not the first time fans have been taken aback (to say the least) by the show, with one previous contestant serenading four vaginas with Toto’s Africa.
The four singletons, whose faces remained anonymous at this point, boogied as their potential new man sang in the studio and it was the oddest 30 seconds of our whole entire lives and it was all down to presenter Anna.
What would we do without her, eh?
Naked Attraction continues next Thursday at 10pm on Channel 4.
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