It’s Friday, you’re ready to go out and have a few jars. There’s just one small problem – you’re skint.
We’ve all been there, and it’s annoying when you’d like to get a little tipsy but haven’t much cash to get buzzed with.
A new website is trying to help drinkers get a little more for their money when it comes to booze, specifically focusing on the beloved Wetherspoon’s chain.
Pints.wtf lets you search the drinks list of any ‘Spoon’s in the country, and then gets calculating.
It works out the percentage of alcohol you can get for your money, ranking each drink in terms of value to alcohol content.
Hopefully you like cider, as that tends to top the list in most of the locations. You’ll also see that Green King Ruddles Best and Abbot Also make a few appearances at the top.
In general, if you’re not too fussy about what you’re drinking, this will give you more bang for your buck.
We should note, though, that as much as we joke about being drunk, you shouldn’t actually use this to get completely bladdered.
Nobody likes an inebriated idiot – especially not pub workers – and you should use the calculator while exercising a fair amount of caution when you’re drinking.
Wetherspoon’s has seen its fair share of drunk idiots – from this guy who bit off a pigeon’s head to these people chucking flip-flops at each other in a fight outside. Try not to be one of them.
If you can’t be bothered getting home, you’ll be happy to know that Wetherspoon’s hotels have beat stiff competition to become the best hotel chain in the country.
Lovely to rest your head after a stiff pint of West Country cider.
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