DOUGLAS MURRAY: Uni system that charges to study video games and zombies is a national fraud – Daily Mail

It is more than 20 years since our then Prime Minister, Tony Blair, announced that he wanted 50 per cent of young people to go to university. 

It was the sort of move that Blair was such a master at. Great on pizzazz. Low on thought.

After all, why should half of young people go to university? Universities have always been elite institutions precisely because most people don’t go to them.

Do they really suit half the public? If so, who should pay?

Failing colleges that ought to have gone out of business have found themselves fooling students into thinking that they are elite institutions. They have ended up providing degree courses that are fast-tracks only to working in the self-regenerating university ‘blob’ or to unemployment [File photo]

Last year, that 50 per cent figure was finally achieved. Yet, as the novelist Kingsley Amis once explained, when it comes to higher education, ‘more means worse’.

He has been more than proved right. As the university system has expanded, so it has changed from being a sector dedicated to excellence into a national fraud, something akin to a Ponzi scheme, with those at the bottom – the debt-laden students – coming off the worst.

This is why the Policy Exchange think-tank is quite right to say that universities have ‘lost the faith of the nation’, that they are out of touch and a sitting duck for this new Government.

From the fat salaries paid to vice-chancellors to grade inflation, the failings are many and various.

One reason why plumbers are in such demand is that the thousands of young people who would have taken such jobs in the past have been persuaded to go to university instead. Once there, they have been indoctrinated into uselessness [File photo]

For the students, however, there is one question above all others: is it worth it? In all too many cases, the answer is No.

Don’t get me wrong, there are superb universities out there and hundreds of dedicated tutors and lecturers. 

Many people will get as much out of a degree course today as they would have done at any time in the past. Yet an expanding higher education sector has succumbed to increased mediocrity.

Failing colleges that ought to have gone out of business have found themselves fooling students into thinking that they are elite institutions. 

They have ended up providing degree courses that are fast-tracks only to working in the self-regenerating university ‘blob’ or to unemployment. 

In the process, we have lost sight of what such an education should entail.

There was a time when we would look to our universities for insight into the great questions of the day, if not the human condition itself.

But if you were to survey what an expanded university sector now encompasses, you might well conclude that it’s the last place you should look for a sensible or informed opinion.

From the fat salaries paid to vice-chancellors to grade inflation, the failings are many and various. For the students, however, there is one question above all others: is it worth it? In all too many cases, the answer is No [File photo]

What, for instance, is the use of somebody like Jane Dipple, who, during her time at the University of Winchester, specialised in zombies (indeed, it was the subject of her PhD)?

If the Government ever needs to get advice on the un-dead, they know who to call.

Or what about Seth Giddings at the University of Southampton. He is an expert on video games, having completed a PhD on ‘video games and technocultural theory’.

He is not limited only to video-game expertise. As his university profile states, his recent research has centred on ‘ethologies of the design of playful technologies, from mobile games to robots to playground swings’.

Such nonsense gives a wholly misleading impression. Schoolchildren might choose to apply themselves to the hard sciences or the humanities when they go to university, and many do. But how much more attractive to study zombies or video games?

Unless they plan to take up teaching posts at these third-rate universities, however, zombie-studies graduates will find they have spent three years running up debt to gain a qualification in a non-discipline of interest to few employers.

It is a common theme. Last month, the Institute of Fiscal Studies reported that one in five graduates (some 70,000 students every year) would have been better off not going to university at all.

Compare this to successful trainees who have been through the apprenticeship scheme at Pimlico Plumbers.

If this new Government wants to improve our competitiveness in the world, it should start by looking at our universities. It should work out which parts improve us, which bits make our country worse, and then take aim at the sitting ducks [File photo]

As last week’s Mail on Sunday explained, they can expect a £40,000-a-year salary once qualified, while the firm’s top tradesmen can earn more than £100,000.

Many of those leaving university today can only dream of such salaries. Moreover, trainees at Pimlico Plumbers have no need of graduate loans, or the ruinous debts that they entail.

What is wrong with encouraging trades such as plumbing or carpentry, pursuits allowing young people to help the economy, both in much needed expertise and in taxation?

One reason why plumbers are in such demand is that the thousands of young people who would have taken such jobs in the past have been persuaded to go to university instead. Once there, they have been indoctrinated into uselessness.

One of the Blairite presumptions was that increased attendance at university would democratise the country. Social inequalities would be levelled out.

Yet this has proved profoundly wrong. Instead, the degree-holding part of the population has pulled away from the rest of country that produced and supported them.

They have created a new cultural divide, a serious matter of class and status which must be a priority for anyone wanting to drain the swamp of our higher education system. It is poisoning the nation.

And that cultural gap is widening thanks to the radical political indoctrination that universities promote. 

Look at the growth of divisive identity politics and the suppression of free speech, the way in which bullies are using race, sex and sexual orientation to browbeat others into silence or acquiescence.

Look at the way in which ‘whiteness’ has come to be used as a term of insult, or at the growing calls to shut down, silence, ‘no-platform’ or ‘cancel’ anyone who has a different opinion.

Look at any of these ugly habits – including the ‘sneering’ identified by Policy Exchange – and you will find their origins in universities and in the ‘cultural studies’ courses which teach perfectly nice students to become embittered automatons, churning out the same Left-wing agitprop.

What is wrong with encouraging trades such as plumbing or carpentry, pursuits allowing young people to help the economy, both in much needed expertise and in taxation? [File photo]

Attitudes towards Brexit were just one telling illustration: Remain was overwhelmingly backed by graduates, many of them seeking to claim that those of us who voted Leave were stupid or otherwise ill-educated.

Why should one half of this country help pay for the other half to look down on them in this way?

Blair – and, it must be said, the Conservative politicians who came before him and first started the reckless expansion of higher education – might have dreamed of ironing out class differences.

Yet all they did was create a rootless new elite with little or no commitment to provincial Britain – the depressed, boarded-up Britain that you’ll find should you venture outside the major cities and a small number of agreeable university towns. 

The problem has been decades in the coming.

If this new Government wants to improve our competitiveness in the world, it should start by looking at our universities.

It should work out which parts improve us, which bits make our country worse, and then take aim at the sitting ducks. And fire.