If you’re ever thinking, ‘hey, I feel like going for Josh Brolin and his wife today’, perhaps take a breather, listen to a song, have a tea, calm down and think about your life choices.
Because it’s just not going to work in your favour.
After one punter commented on a photo of Avengers star Josh’s wife Kathryn posing in her underwear, holding a rose, they copped the full wrath of Thanos.
What on Earth did this person expect?
Josh lovingly wrote alongside the black and white snap: ‘I want to love you wildly. I don’t want words, but inarticulate cries, meaningless, from the bottom of my most primitive being, that flow from my belly like honey.
‘A piercing joy, that leaves me empty, conquered, silenced. Anaïs Nin.’
Most of us would just sit back, appreciate the photo, give it a little double tap and keep on scrollin’.
Well, one commenter wasn’t most of us, as Josh paid particular attention to this comment: ‘Why show your wife’s body off on the internet it’s not good, God wants her to cover her body and not expose her body.’
To that, Josh clapped back: ‘I just spoke to God and God asked me to please ask you to shut the f*ck up and go take a shower.’
Mate, this guy was lucky the Infinity Gauntlet was resting somewhere in Tony Stark’s attic or half the population might have just been obliterated once more.
The quip was picked up by the mighty Comments By Celebs with a bunch of stars having a lol at the brilliant reply from the Marvel star.
Kaley Cuoco added a laughing emoji and a clapping hands, while actress Lauren Zima added: ‘Direct line to God.’
Josh and Kathryn have been married since 2016 and welcomed daughter Westlyn Reign, in November last year (with some pretty adorable Instagram moments on Josh’s timeline, to boot).
The actor has two other children, daughter Eden, 26, and son Trevor, 31, with Alice Adair.
He was also married to Diane Lane from 2004-2013.
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