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Woman jokes she no longer needs men after trying sex toy in very honest Amazon review


When buying something online, it’s always important to read the reviews, to get a better idea of what the item is really like.

And it’s also an incredibly amusing experience to browse the comments and reviews left on products such as sex toys.

One review from August 2019 is still proving to be very useful for shoppers on Amazon, looking to buy the Lovely Wand massager – with almost 100 people recently marking the post as “helpful”.

Written by a UK user known only as Happy Bunny, the five star review explains that this was the woman’s first time purchasing a sex toy and it’s fair to say she was not disappointed.

It’s currently sold on Amazon for £20

In the lengthy post, the satisfied customer begins by saying that she wishes “a man could do this”.

She continues: “Jesus h Christ!! First of all this was not purchased to soothe aching muscles. This was purchased with the sole purpose of fulfilling my sex needs as a lady who’s real damn celibate.

“This damn thing had me losing my mind in under four minutes. Like actually losing my mind.

“It arrived fully charged so obviously I’m gonna take full advantage and take this baby for a test ride. It’s my first ever toy purchase so wasn’t sure what to expect but now I’m seriously p***ed at myself for not buying one earlier.

The review was written a few months ago but shoppers are still finding it helpful now

She’s not the only fan of the massager

“Damn thing only arrived last night got home from work an hour ago and I’ve used it twice more. Starting to think I may have an issue.

“Three violent orgasms later and I can safely say it deserves all the stars, every single damn one of them. May even give men a swerve permanently, who’s got time for sex when this has me screaming and receiving noise complaints from neighbours in under three minutes.”

She added: “Don’t just buy one, buy eight and give them to your nearest and dearest.”

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And Happy Bunny wasn’t the only one very impressed with her purchase, a fellow user named Laura also left a five star review, proclaiming the item to be her new “bedside best friend”.

“A really good quality item at a really good price,” she said.

“It’s super easy to use, the battery life lasts ages and it’s powerful even on the lowest setting. It’s also reasonably quiet for how powerful it is. It’s one of the better things I’ve bought on Amazon.”

The Lovely Wand massager is currently available to purchase on Amazon.co.uk for £20





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