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What is Destroy Your Dick December?


Er, yes, it’s a real thing. Apparently (Picture: Getty/Metro.co.uk)

Happy December 1, one and all.

Today is not just a momentous occasion for fans of Christmas music and anyone in possession of an advent calendar, but for all who partook in No Nut November.

Yes, today marks the end of a month spent with no orgasms – neither through sex with another person nor masturbation.

But every end is just a new beginning, and in the case of the end of No Nut November, that beginning is Destroy Your Dick December.

Don’t worry, you don’t need to have completed No Nut November to get involved.

There is no official governing body of penis-related challenges, and even if there were, unlike Father Christmas they could not see you when you’re sleeping or know when you’re awake.

Whether you did or you didn’t, though, everyone should think twice before trying this challenge…

What is Destroy Your Dick December?

For the uninitiated: do not worry, sweet angels, for we are here to explain.

Like No Nut November, Destroy Your Dick December is a month-long challenge related to orgasms of the penis persuasion.

So just what is this made-up challenge? (Picture: Getty)

Unlike No Nut November, it is not about restriction or the avoidance of temptation, but about abundance and celebration.

Destroy Your Dick December is like the mashup of an advent calendar and the song Twelve Days of Christmas, in that there’s a daily treat, but each day you have to repeat what you enjoyed the previous day.

By which we mean this: On the first day of December you masturbate to completion once, on the second you masturbate twice, on the third you masturbate three times, and so on and so forth.

That means that on Christmas Day, you will be required to orgasm 25 times in one day (although some guides say that on Christmas you get a day off). On New Year’s Eve you might need to skip the party so you can get in 31 wanks.

We warned you it would be a challenge.

There doesn’t appear to be a deeper meaning or purpose to Destroy Your Dick December – it simply exists to balance out the restraint of No Nut November and add some festive sparkle to your masturbation plans.

Is Destroy Your Dick December actually safe to do?

It’s worth noting, however, that masturbating as much as 31 times a day really isn’t recommended.

Masturbating too much in a short period of time can cause a condition called oedema, caused by fluid in the tissues. That leads to swelling of the penis, which may not go down for a few days.

Masturbating frequently, in a rush, or too forcefully may also cause soreness and bruising, which seems likely if you’re trying to fit in multiple masturbation sessions in a day.

There’s also a worry over how partaking in such a challenge could affect you mentally.

While No Nut November is designed to tackle porn addiction, a challenge like Destroy Your Dick December encourages potentially unhealthy habits.

Sexual addiction is defined as when sexual urges and behaviours are done in excess and are significantly impacting one’s life in a negative way – and that applies to masturbation, too.

If you’re prioritising masturbation over all else, that’s a symptom of addictive behaviours.



The counselling service Relate says that the symptoms of sex addiction include:

  • Engaging in sexual behaviour that you feel is out of control.
  • Fearing that there may be serious consequences to your behaviour but carrying on with it anyway.
  • Regularly engaging in destructive or high-risk sexual activities.
  • Wanting to stop but not feeling able to.
  • Needing more sexual activity to achieve the same ‘high’.
  • Experiencing feelings of shame, regret or depression after sexual experiences, or intense mood swings around repeated sexual activity.
  • Spending more and more time planning, engaging in or recovering from sexual activities.
  • Prioritising sex over your social life, family life or work.

It’s also possible that masturbating so frequently over the period of a month could have a negative effect on your sexual relationship with others. A reliance on a tight grip can lead to difficulty achieving orgasm through penetration, while masturbating 20 times in a day is likely to reduce your ability to perform sexually with a partner.

Not to sound like a massive party pooper, but while Destroy Your Dick sounds hilarious, it’s not a wise idea to do it in real life.

Masturbation is a wonderful thing, and dedicating a whole month to its celebration is great, too.

But forcing yourself to masturbate up to 31 days – not a good plan.

Maybe we can take the standard advent calendar approach, and enjoy some festive masturbation once a day, every day in December. You could jazz things up by wearing a Santa’s hat, watching Christmas-themed porn, or putting your penis behind a door for yourself to discover.

Don’t destroy your dick this Christmas. Appreciate your dick responsibly. That’s the true spirit of Christmas, right?


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