We all know about the inimitable imitator, the catfish. They use fake pictures and identities to convince people online to have relationships with them.
For the cockfish, however, no identity fraud is necessary. All it takes is some photo editing skills or tiny 50ps to put next to your penis to make it seem bigger.
The life of a cockfish has also just got much easier, with the new iPhone release proving to be an absolute boon.
The iPhone 11 Pro has various wide-angle and telephoto lenses for zoom shots, meaning you can adjust the way your junk looks on camera.
Unsurprisingly, people are already testing out the theory.
iphone 11 pro….boys, we got em pic.twitter.com/ceT43KNUGN
— william (@writhewill) September 24, 2019
Nope, that’s not a freakishly long banana he’s got on his hands on there but a skillfully positioned and calibrated iPhone designed to trick any potential suitors or hungry people craving bananas.
Some pointed out that this is the exact same thing others have already been doing with filters and good angles for ages.
Others lamented the fact that they’re now going to have to ensure they video call before setting up a booty call, just to make sure that the advertised goods match up to those on offer IRL.
One tweeter even suggested a phone sharing scheme so those who aren’t too well endowed can take their pictures to use later and then pass on the handset to the next person in need.
can i borrow someone’s iphone 11 so i can take a cock pic
— milk (official page) (@milkinhisbag) September 25, 2019
i already sent 10 of these. im telling ladies its 12 inches and that i was a science experiment in a russian lab back in 2004
— GK (@geekoiii) September 25, 2019
That hasn’t stopped some people taking full advantage of the cockfishing they can achieve with the lens.
While we certainly wouldn’t recommend catfishing, cockfishing, or any type of online date fishing, we can see the pull.
However (and sorry to kill the buzz) penis size is not what defines you, and many people actually prefer smaller and medium-sized members.
They also prefer not to be sent any unsolicited dick pics, so regardless of how proud you are with your new-found schlong, please don’t go bandying it around without consent.
Other than that, feel free to go forth and make use of your new device – your iPhone 11, that is.
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