Sick of couples having all the fun on Valentine’s Day? Significant other tired of the clichés?
Cupid’s day doesn’t have to be entirely for the sentimental, with the rise of Galentine’s Day and Anti-Valentines cards showing that February 14th isn’t just about infatuation.
If you’re just out of a relationship or perpetually single, treat the day with humour and – whisper it – you might just have more fun.
And if you are in a partnership but want to make your loved one laugh, why not use these Valentine’s puns in your Instagram captions and cards.
The best Valentines puns for singles
- Forget love, I’d rather drown in chocolate
- Get ready for the best day of the year – discounted chocolate on the 15th
- Fries before guys
- I’ve had fewer dates than Brexit
- I’ve had more lockdowns than relationships
- Roses are red, violets are blue, tequila is cheaper than dinner for two
- Love disappoints, pizza is eternal
- Spotify is wrong – you’re the hottest single of the year
The best Valentines puns for couples
- You had me at aloe
- I love you a latte
- Olive you so much
- You are my pup of tea
- Will you brie mine?
- We’re mint to be
- I love you berry much
- I love you meow and forever
- I turtle-y love you
- I donut know what I’d do without you
- Pie love you very much
- I’m pining fir you
- I lava you a lot
- I wool always love yew
- Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right
- I aorta tell you how much I love you
- Tell me you beleaf in love
- Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart
- Love you from my head tomatoes
- Words can’t espresso how much I love you
- You’re my soymate
- We’re butter together
- There’s so mushroom in my heart for you
- You octopi my heart
- You’re one in chameleon
- I was soapin’ you’d be my Valentine
- I love you a waffle lot
- You’ve got me feline fine
- I only have fries for you
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