Prankster dad gets a bum tatoo of his wife sleeping with her mouth open

This dad tattooed his snoring wife on top of his leg (Picture: Kennedy News)

If you’ve ever conked out during a long car journey then chances are, someone’s taken a picture of you.

Mouth open, head tilted back – it’s not a good look on anyone.

For one mum, it was immortalised after her cheeky husband not only took a picture of it, but tattooed it onto his bum. As you do.

Dad-of-five James McGraw plotted the ultimate revenge prank after his wife Kelly purposely left him with a dodgy haircut ahead of his lads’ holiday.

So the 40-year-old window cleaner, from Portsmouth, decided to get his wife back with the ‘Christmas present’ inking.

James bared his bum for eight hours and naughtily asked the tattooist to add ‘more chins’ to Kelly’s snoring face.

For the grand reveal, James asked Kelly to bring him £300 as he’d forgotten his wallet and needed the sum straight away.

As expected, once she arrived there, the 37-year-old was ‘gobsmacked’ to see her own face branded on his bottom.

She felt she’d become the ‘butt’ of the joke.

Now the couple’s five children are waiting on tenterhooks for their mum’s revenge – while James admits he’s scared of what she might think up.

And he added a few extra chins on her face (Picture: Kennedy News)

James, from Hampshire, said: ‘Every time I look at my wife now I just laugh.

‘We’ve been playing pranks on each other for 24 years. This time, I pulled out all the stops – there’s no beating this.

‘[The tattoo is] a lovely tribute to my wife – she’ll always remember it. It took eight hours of pain.’

James admits that he was in the doghouse for a while but Kelly is now seeing the funny side of it.

‘I was in her bad books for a little bit but she knows it was a joke. The fact I can’t stop laughing whenever I see her is making it worse.

‘She still can’t believe I had it done. I’m one-up at the moment. I’m winning, but I’m quite scared to be fair.

‘I don’t know what she’s planning next.’

The couple has been pranking one another for twenty years (Picture: Kennedy News)

Pranking comes naturally to the family and they are referred to as the McGraw Madhouse by friends.

Even the children get involved with the jokes. One of the kids even high fived his dad when he saw the snoring tat.

But Kelly does think the inking has taken the pranks a bit ‘out of hand’.

In case you wanted to see the tat again (Picture: Kennedy News)

‘There’s a line and he’s crossed it big time,’ she said.

‘We’re just a normal family but our banter’s got out of hand. It’s still really raw. We do mess about anyway but this is on another level.

‘I was horrified. I couldn’t believe it. I hated the photo so much.’

She continued: ‘I just can’t look at it properly without laughing. It’s horrific and he’s added more chins.

‘He needs to watch his back because karma’s a b***h. I’ll think of something to get him back, but it’s going to have to be really, really bad to top that.’

We can’t wait to see what Kelly has in store.

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