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People tell us about the time they had sex with a colleague


Some of the colleagues ended up dating (Picture: Ella Byworth for Metro.co.uk)

Sleeping with a colleague is a very common fantasy.

After all, many of us meet our future partners through work, so it makes sense that we would get freaky with them.

As we know, sex doesn’t always end in love. It can be incredibly awkward (especially if the sex was bad) and then you’re forever stuck in the same space as Peter, who you shagged during a work outing or Leslie, who gave you a blowjob at the Christmas party.

Beyond being a cringe-worthy moment, it can also make for a very funny story – which is exactly why we asked eight people to share their experiences. Here’s what they told us.

Anna*, 24

My colleague had tried to get with me a couple of times and I was like nah mate, not my type.

Anyway, I’d just handed in my notice and he was doing a charity boxing match.

Turns out boxing really turns me on (even though he lost) so we went out after and hooked up.

I was too embarrassed to bring him home so we went back to his. He kept warning me that the sex would be really disappointing (charming, right?).

It was in fact terrible. We tried again the next morning but it was still awful and our boss called him halfway through.

When I left I patted him on the shoulder and said ‘at least boxing wasn’t the only thing you were shit at this weekend’.

Alana*, 22

Louisa*, 24

I was a bartender and we had a delayed Christmas party in January.

The managers closed down the bar and let us go wild on raiding the stock (which they ended up regretting). We were playing very stupid drinking games and I was spending a lot of time goofing around with my colleague.

Because we were totally trashed and fawning all over each other, the other people at my work started making jokes about how we were flirting and were definitely going to hook up. They meant to embarrass us but it actually put the idea in our heads, because I was not thinking about that until they said it.

Without saying much we went into the disabled loos and banged it out while everyone else continued playing drunk musical chairs.

We thought we were geniuses for choosing to do it during a game with loud music, but of course the music stops intermittently because that’s the point of the game.

Everyone I worked with heard me get loudly banged over a sink.

Sally*, 25

I had a sexual relationship with a colleague while we were filming abroad.

I hadn’t met him before – he was a freelancer – but we hit it off immediately and ended up spending every evening together.

We kept it as our little secret for the first night, but apparently we couldn’t keep our eyes off each other, so the rest of the team figured it out pretty quickly. For me it was just a bit of fun, but by the end of the trip it became apparent that he would have further reaching consequences than me.

As a freelancer he said they probably wouldn’t hire him again, as he was a fair bit older than me and it could be portrayed that he pursued me (not the case at all, I pursued him).

It ended the minute we landed back in the UK.

Lars*, 29

It was basically five years in the making.

I met her at work and we were on and off for years, but finally got together seriously this year.

We’re expecting a baby in 2020.

So we’d been flirting for months and kissed once while drunk at a work thing.

Then, one evening during the summer I was working late so was alone in the office and he came in. We flirted, then he kissed me and we got carried away but there were these huge windows and I was like ‘everyone can see us’, so we went upstairs where there was a shower room in one of the bathrooms and did the nasty there.

He stayed to do a night shift and I went out to a comedy night with a friend.

We snogged again at Christmas, but he went home early and I stayed out. I still get 6am booty calls from him (but who can be bothered at 6 am, right?).

Steffan*, 34

We just used to flirt a bit, but one night things escalated.

It was during an after work thing, and we ended up doing lots of drugs, so I stayed at her house.

The sex was messy – the good kind – with dirty foreplay, but it was also a bit emotional.

I left the next day, feeling super confused.

It was awkward for a couple of weeks, I was a little bit into her but it didn’t go anywhere. The good sex disillusioned me into thinking my heart was telling me things, but it was very much my dick.

*Names have been changed.

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