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Man jokes sex toy is so good his partner has basically dumped him in priceless review


When it comes to Amazon reviews, some people make a lot of effort with the comments they leave, others share the bare minimum.

But one man made sure to include a few rather graphic details when leaving his thoughts on a sex toy he purchased on the site.

The man, known only as Sam, reviewed the product on behalf of his girlfriend back in May 2018, giving it five stars.

Even though it’s been a while since he left the post, his words have proved so helpful for fellow shoppers that it’s been made the top review on the page – and it seems to have inspired others to share their own verdicts.

People are raving about the sex toy

The product is available to buy on Amazon

Sam left the review for the 20 Speed Love Me iWand, which is currently being sold for £18.99 on Amazon and comes in a variety of colours.

The waterproof product is said to provide a “soothing massage anywhere anytime” and it seems Sam’s partner was a big fan.

The man gave the vibrator five stars out of five and wrote: “Well what can I say. Got it for my girlfriend and basically been dumped for how good it is.

“First time using toys and she’s flowing like Niagara Falls at its peak. Never heard a girl moan better than a porn star in my whole life and I’ve watched a lot of porn, trust me when I say it’s good.”

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Following on from Sam’s review, a number of others were added more recently – and they’re equally as entertaining.

An unnamed Amazon customer also gave it five stars and said: “LOVE IT. ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. Gets me off way better than my ex and without all the baggage. Invest girls, invest.”

Similarly, a user named Foggy commented on behalf of his wife, saying: “Move along Woody and Buzz, there is a new toy in town. One that Andy’s mum would never have given away. Yep, safe to say my wife is a fan.”

Someone else added: “AMAZINGGGGGGG!!!! SATISFACTION 100% after trying this I bought two more for other people and they got their friends to buy it…the reviews made me get this and I’m telling you…worth EVERY penny.”





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