California, it appears you may have a “sh***er incoming”.
Yes it’s the Big Sexy Lewis Capaldi , who else? Scotland’s own superstar, who has officially succeeded in becoming America’s Sweetheart after claiming his first US No1 on Sunday.
It came as no surprise that the 23-year-old became a smash hit across the pond thanks to his belter of a hit Someone You Loved and a social media campaign stacked full of patter .
And Lewis, from Whitburn in West Lothian , has set out his plans to celebrate and no-one will be surprised that they are as mental as he is.
Up first – buying a “massive” house in Hollywood and getting in shape. He’ll then be off to get a penis enlargement, before finally “getting his arse-cheeks” done.
As you do. What else would you expect him to say?
Taking to Instagram, he said: “Tell the Hollyood hills they’ve got a sh***er on the way.
“To everyone in the hills, I’m gonna buy a f*****g big house. They’ll all say “apparently there’s a sh***er on the way”.
“‘Sh**er incoming’, is what I’ll be like. LA, here he comes. ‘Hollywood’ is what they’re gonna call me.
“I’m gonna lose weight and get my teeth done. Gonna elongate my c**k with surgery, get ma arse-cheeks done. I’m gonna be a new man.”
The Bruises star donned an American flag painted on his face “like a badge of honour” in the brilliant Instagram story.
We have to agree with him too – he does look “class”.
Thanking fans for helping him become the first Scot in 11 years to reach the US top spot, he told how the achievement had always been his dream.
It comes after he posted a hilarious series of “America’s Sweetheart” photos on social media to celebrate.
He added: “I’m not gonna get carried away. Number 1 in America, get it!
“I don’t know what to tell you. No1, in AMERICA. First Scot to do it in 11 years.
“I’m America’s Sweetheart now, I’ll don the facemask. I take it f*****g seriously, I wear it like a badge of honour on my face. See all these other America’s Sweethearts – they wouldn’t paint their face.
“This is my skin now. It’s just my skin.
“You cut me I bleed America. What a dream it’s been, this song has been out for 51 weeks. Big f*****g sexy jungle cats do a roar. I look class.”
Sadly he revealed his ‘big move’ to LA was just a joke. We’re not sure about the other stuff though.