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Josh Brolin strips completely naked in outdoorsy snap as he pens poem about ‘sex eyes’


Josh Brolin left nothing to the imagination and we’re here for it (Picture: Instagram)

He recently shared a deeply unsettling snap of Thanos’ bum, and now Josh Brolin is baring all himself.

The 51-year-old actor stripped completely naked for his latest Instagram snap and we are completely and utterly shook.

The Avengers: Endgame star seemed fully at one with his rockin’ bod as he sat on a chair and sipped from a mug on the beach.

With his legs casually propped up on the table in front of him, Brolin looked thoughtfully out onto the horizon.

So far, so normal.

Oh, apart from one minor detail – the fact that his body is just out there in all its unabashed nude glory for all to see?!

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He shared a poem he’d penned about the mug he was drinking from in the caption (Picture: Instagram)

We were not ready for this today, Josh, but thank you. Thank you for delivering.

Not content with simply breaking the internet, the No Country For Old Men star also shared a poem he’d penned about the mug he was drinking from.

Of course he did.

And the poem’s a bit raunchy too, mind. It’s all about ‘sex eyes’ and four-poster beds and frankly, we’re getting a bit hot and bothered now.

The post begins: ‘I’ll drink wine out of a glass from now on.’

Here he is wearing clothes with his wife Kathryn Boyd (Picture: Getty)

It continues: ‘It will have been touched by those people who work for a living, sweat through each day and by those waiting for husbands to come home.

‘It will have been used by those having just finished the dishes seeing suddenly their rotund men across the room, in lazy chairs, looking back over their shoulders with eyes of sex and ghost sounds of four posted pine beds creaking wildly.’

Creaking wildly, ey?

Filth.

Naturally, Josh’s A-list mates were all for a bit of outdoorsy nudity and flocked to the comments to express their appreciation.

Johnny Knoxville referred to the actor’s poem as he remarked: ‘You had me at “muddy with a man’s hands.” #Woof!’

And Helena Christensen perfectly summed up how we’re all feeling as she wrote: ‘I’ll toast to that.’



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