Writing in The Sun, Jeremy started: “If you are holding a sporting event this week and you need an excuse to have a minute’s silence before the match begins, may I suggest you consider the recent death of Wayne Rooney.
“Wayne was one of my Suffolk rams, who passed away this week having fathered 72 lambs.”
He continued: “Surprisingly, the postmortem revealed he died from a twisted gut.
“I thought it was more likely to have been caused by the sheer effort of lugging around his truly gigantic testicles.”
