James Argent has got into the spirit of International Women’s Day in an unusual way, sharing a bizarre tribute to his girlfriend Gemma Collins after they recently reunited.
The former Towie star shared a video on his Instagram, reflecting on one of the pair’s most infamous moments – when Gem stood looking fabulous at the edge of a hot tub, telling Arg he ‘ain’t never gonna get this candy.’
It was real TV gold.
But the real beauty of the tribute was the caption.
‘WHATEVER YOU GIVE A WOMAN, SHE WILL MAKE GREATER!’ he wrote. ‘IF YOU GIVE HER SPERM, SHE’LL GIVE YOU A BABY.
‘IF YOU GIVE HER A HOUSE, SHE’LL GIVE YOU A HOME. IF YOU GIVE HER GROCERIES, SHE’LL GIVE YOU A MEAL.
‘IF YOU GIVE HER A SMILE, SHE’LL GIVE YOU HER HEART. SHE MULTIPLIES AND ENLARGES WHAT IS GIVEN TO HER…
‘SO, IF YOU GIVE HER ANY CRAP, BE READY TO RECEIVE A TON OF SHIT!!!’
With a slight change in tone, the 31-year-old added: ‘Happy International Women’s Day!’
While the GC and Arg have had a rocky time of it recently, they since appear to have patched things up nicely, packing on the PDA during a recent trip to Paris.
The postcard-perfect snaps of the pair in France followed James making cruel jibes about his girlfriend’s weight as he called her ‘a fat joke’ and saying she had ‘more rolls than Greggs’.
It was pretty brutal.
Although Gem told him to pack his things at the time, they since appear to have rekindled their romance, with Arg admitting he ‘deeply regrets’ his comments.
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