AU REVOIR ADELE
So tonight was TENSE. Adele got the boot. Fans are FUMING. The app didn’t god damn work! So everyone who voted online didn’t count.
Viewers are furious because NO ONE uses a phone anymore.
Not even Jane McDonald.
Cliff’s still in. And doesn’t want to be. He was ruled out of the trial because he didn’t want to do it. Or something like that. And fans aren’t happy about that either.
Nadine found herself in the bottom two. What the hell? But she hasn’t finished teaching the rest of the camp mates the rest of the Girls Aloud dance routines yet.
The camp had a love fest with each other last night, gushing about how much they love each other/the jungle/eating testicles and blended penis.
Hopefully they’ll be rowing by tomorrow. No one wants to see them being happy clappy. We want claws and tears.
The immunity trial saw them downing disgusting milkshakes made or vomit and sit in a bath full of blood and guts and gore.
Who’s going to be booted off next?
Will Adele ever meet Jane McDonald? Will she take her photo to bed with her tonight?
How will we wait until tomorrow to find out?