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Had your heart broken? This pink gin is made from the ‘tears of f***boys’


Fancy drinking a fckboy’s tears? (Picture: Firebox)

Firebox has created a new ‘f*ckboy tears’ gin liqueur to mock those guys who don’t believe in relationships and ghost you out of nowhere.

The £19.99 gin is pretty and pink and is decorated with pictures of crying men.

Firebox says the drink is full of empowerment and is ‘best served on the rocks’.

It’s passionfruit and tropical mango flavoured and it’s also super shimmery.

It’s pink and shimmery (Picture: Firebox)

Currently, the bottle is limited edition – which Firebox adds is fittingly like your f***boy’s ‘love for you’. Ouch.

Firebox has been having fun with the product, even creating a gift of the gin smashing down on a banana.

Yes, they’re bitter.

The description reads: ‘When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f***boy.

We’d like to try it.. Picture: Firebox)

‘You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their sadness.

‘All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passionfruit and mango flavoured glittery gin liqueur.

‘It’s the perfect partner for prosecco, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock a torrential wash of holographic shimmer, knowing no f***boy is gonna mess you around again.’

Honestly, this fruit flavoured shimmery gin doesn’t sound like anything totally new – we’ve seen a lot of these recently – but we’ve got to give it to Firebox for their inspiration.

Oh, and their absolute savageness.

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