You got…
You’ve been sent home after your first trial
Let’s not tell anyone about this
Switch off your computer and go home
Never mind Ajax’s academy, you wouldn’t even get a trial at Accrington Stanley
Mid-table mediocrity awaits
You’re not the worst trial player we’ve seen
Brush up on your finishing and you may have a future
We’ll have you back for another trial. We’re impressed
You’re almost the complete player
That’s almost Total Football!
That’s Total Football!
