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Comedian Jordan Shanks is SCATHING in his review of The Bachelorette finale


Comedian Jordan Shanks is SCATHING in his review of The Bachelorette finale and claims Angie Kent only chose Carlin Sterritt because ‘he has abs’

Comedian Jordan Shanks – better known as Friendlyjordies – has reviewed The Bachelorette finale, and it’s safe to say he didn’t love it.

The 30-year-old YouTube star has been dishing out scathing reviews of the hit reality show throughout its entire season.  

He described it as ‘Contiki tour for 30 year olds’, in that you have a great time, think you’ll be best friends with everyone forever, and then never see them again. 

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Not a fan: Comedian Jordan Shanks - better known as Friendlyjordies - has reviewed The Bachelorette finale, and it's safe to say he didn't love it

Not a fan: Comedian Jordan Shanks – better known as Friendlyjordies – has reviewed The Bachelorette finale, and it’s safe to say he didn’t love it

Jordan branded it ‘a mean show’, and said it was only setting people up for disappointment in the real world by showing them impossibly romantic dates. 

And according to Jordan, this year’s season of The Bachelorette had the ‘worst ending ever’. 

But he saved his most scathing remarks for the show’s stars, particularly Bachelorette Angie Kent and winner Carlin Sterritt.  

Plenty of opinions: He saved his most scathing remarks for the show's stars, particularly Bachelorette Angie Kent and winner Carlin Sterritt

Plenty of opinions: He saved his most scathing remarks for the show’s stars, particularly Bachelorette Angie Kent and winner Carlin Sterritt

When Angie, 29, said she couldn’t imagine having to decide on a final suitor, Jordan said she was kidding herself, claiming she’d pick Carlin simply because ‘he has abs’.  

He also called her ‘an ugly crier’ and wondered, ‘Is she aware that Tinder exists?’ 

Jordan accused Angie of offering runner-up Timm Hanly a ‘nice compliment sandwich’ when she broke up with him, claiming it was proof she’d ‘worked in retail’. 

Harsh: Jordan accused Angie of offering runner-up Timm Hanly a 'nice compliment sandwich' when she broke up with him, claiming it was proof she'd 'worked in retail'

Harsh: Jordan accused Angie of offering runner-up Timm Hanly a ‘nice compliment sandwich’ when she broke up with him, claiming it was proof she’d ‘worked in retail’

He also labelled Carlin, 30, a bad actor, despite his aspirations to move into show business.    

According to Jordan, the ‘most annoying’ thing about Carlin was his lack of a personality. 

‘Oh my God, Carlin?’ he asked in disbelief, watching Angie choose the fitness trainer in the finale’s pinnacle moment. 

Branded boring: According to Jordan, the 'most annoying' thing about Carlin was his lack of a personality

Branded boring: According to Jordan, the ‘most annoying’ thing about Carlin was his lack of a personality

He added: ‘I don’t even know why I’m upset about that. She does deserve to be with Carlin. They both suck, enjoy your life, get off TV.’ 

But Jordan admitted he was a huge fan of Timm, 27, who was left heartbroken in the show’s finale.  

‘Everything about Timm’s personality exudes magnificence. Who is he? Is he the second coming of Jesus?’ he mused.

Lending his support: Jordan admitted he was a huge fan of Timm Hanly (inset), who was left heartbroken in the show's finale

Lending his support: Jordan admitted he was a huge fan of Timm Hanly (inset), who was left heartbroken in the show’s finale

He added: ‘How do you get better than Timm? The next tier up from that is Obama.’

According to Jordan, ‘his only defect’ is the fact he’s got ‘a wispy bum fluff moustache’.    

After he was rejected, Jordan said he hoped Timm’s ‘DMs are filled with trashy chicks from the Gold Coast’. 

Silver lining: After he was rejected, Jordan said he hoped Timm's 'DMs are filled with trashy chicks from the Gold Coast'

Silver lining: After he was rejected, Jordan said he hoped Timm’s ‘DMs are filled with trashy chicks from the Gold Coast’



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