Christine McGuinness has poked fun at husband Paddy, joking she’s seeing his penis ‘too much’ after he lamented his coronavirus weight gain now hiding his bits.
Yesterday the Top Gear presenter shared a snap of his isolation body, saying while others who come out of quarantine look ripped AF, he instead can no longer see his peen.
Tough times in the McGuinness household, we all thought.
Not quite – it’s a different story for his wife, apparently.
He wrote: ‘In every Prison movie I’ve watched people tend to come out of isolation looking in peak physical condition?
‘I’ve only been on lockdown for 18 days and I can no longer see my penis! #bangediton #stayhome #staysafe #washyourhands.’
Peter Andre took the bait, as he shared Paddy’s remarks and added: ‘Yes, but can Christine see it? That’s more important.’
Wanting to give us all an idea of what’s going on in the McGuinness household once the kids are in bed, Christine wrote: ‘Too much thanks to lockdown.’
She added: ‘Thank God he’s had the snip!’
We’ll say.
Yesterday we all had a little giggle as Take Me Out star Paddy shared an update from lockdown, comparing his physique to the rather ripped Game Of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau emerging from his time as a tattooed felon in 2017 film Shot Caller.
It wasn’t that long ago Paddy showed off his impressive six-pack after hitting the gym hard, so something tells us he may be embellishing just a touch this week.
Still, it didn’t stop his Top Gear comrade Chris Harris from kicking in the boot, as he commented on Paddy’s post: ‘There might be another reason for that #papasmurf.’
Fans chimed in with their lols, as one asked: ‘Is it self-isolating?’
Oh, we see what you did there.
Over on his Instagram the star posted a similar shot, albeit without Nikolaj, with a more family-friendly caption.
Paddy wrote: ‘Isolation gains. #stayhome #staysafe #washyourhands’ as singer Rick Astley quipped: ‘I can beat that but I’m not releasing the evidence!!’
Seems he’s never gonna give that up…
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