Brits in France: Expat slams ‘the French way’ after finding shops closed – ‘wasted time!’

More than 150,000 Britons live in France, having swapped the dreary British weather for the French dream. The first episode of Allo Allo! Brits in France aired tonight on Channel 5 which saw three sets of Britons share their story behind their move to France from the UK. During this episode, viewers were introduced to Andy, Richard and Kelly, three men who are attempting to open a British restaurant in the heart of rural France.

While getting their homer ready for their first guest, Steve attempts to visit a hardware store to pick up some supplies, only to find it’s closed.

He said: “Don’t get me on the subject of French opening times, I’m telling you.

“I know we’ve been out many a time… and forgot what the b****y time is.

“And then we go out, and suddenly it’s shut.

“And you think, ‘oh god I’ve wasted all this time getting here and now they’re not even open’.”

Sarah agreed with Steve. She said: “They do love their lunchtimes – 12pm until 2pm. That is it.”

Steve added: “That’s the French way, and maybe they’ve got it right. Who knows?”

“I just had to say to him, ‘do not keep ringing him you can do it yourself Steve’.”

Steve realised he couldn’t keep asking someone else to do the work so tackled the language barrier head on.

After six years in France, Steve still communicates by saying things “loudly and slowly in English”.

However, during the programme, Steve proved he’s still attempting to learn the language by asking the shop’s employees what certain words mean in French.

Allo Allo! Brits in France is available to stream on My5


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