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All Gone Schlong: Ozzy Osbourne bandmate claims rocker’s privates don’t work


Guitarist Zakk Wylde, who plays in his band, claims The Prince of Darkness told him that his private parts don’t work any more. 

Ozzy confided to his pal his disappearing sex drive might be down to being clean and sober from drink and drugs. 

Zakk, 52, said: “I remember one day when we were staying at Oz’s house and he was sitting there having a cup of tea. 

“He goes: ‘Zakk I do not do drugs any more, I don’t drink any more, I don’t smoke cigarettes. I never thought I would stop that. I don’t even drink coffee any more and my schlong doesn’t even work. Zakk, why am I alive? Why am I alive?’

“I go: ‘Oz, a lot of people love you with your music and you inspire people.’ 

“He goes: ‘Yeah I suppose. I guess, but why am I alive?’” 

Zakk said that despite Ozzy’s rock antics, the singer is one of the greatest vocalists in history. 

“I said (to him) were you like taking vocal lessons with Pavarotti? He said: ‘No. Just lots of drugs Zakk. Lots of drugs’.”



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