ABBEY Clancy looks revved up and red-dy to go posing by a classic car in her lingerie and stiletto boots.
The 33-year-old hopes her look is enough to distract hubby Peter Crouch, 38, from any more practical jokes.
The former footballer tricked model and mum-of-three Abbey by getting a fake tattoo of his famous “robot” goal celebration on his shoulder.
He then got a fake tattoo of his famous dance celebration, complete with the slogan “Back Stronger”, in what he called “possibly the worst tattoo anyone has ever seen”.
Crouch called model Abbey, 33, over FaceTime, with the mum of Sophia Ruby, eight, Liberty Rose, four, Johnny, two, and Jack, seven months, furious at the “inking”.
Ahead of the call, Crouch, 38, confessed: “She is going to be fuming – I hope she goes for it.
“Right here we go. Little bit nervous about this. Let’s see how this goes.”
Crouch then calls Abbey over FaceTime, sheepishly saying: “I have just done something. Promise me you won’t go mental?”
After panning his phone camera down to the fake tattoo on his upper arm, she replies: “I hope you’re joking, Pete…
“Who is that person on it? You look about 25 stone heavier. You will look like a d*** on the beach so that is down to you.
“If that is on your arm, don’t come home.”
She then hangs up, with Crouch and the camera crew erupting in fits of laughter.
1
